is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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