The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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