I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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