i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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