Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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