I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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