I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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