on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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