How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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