suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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