Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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