HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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