i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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