What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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