He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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