I wish I could punch you in the face.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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