if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I look better un-naked...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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