summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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