I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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