the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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