Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So squirting runs in the family.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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