Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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