You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Itโs a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. Thatโs a game changer.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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