talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When did angry sex become our thing?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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