is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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