I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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