hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize