Whoa Z and x make the same sound
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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