Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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