You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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