In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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