he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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