even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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