i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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