I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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