Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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