my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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