I can tuck mytits in my pants
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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