You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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