The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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