Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
soo... how was my night?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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