Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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