i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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