Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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