The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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