that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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