We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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