At least make sure they are 18
Why
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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