Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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