They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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